carapherxelia:

keeping my christmas list simple this year

  • band merch
  • $1,000,000
  • self esteem
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bl-ossomed:

i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry

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actionables:

eyeliner and chicken wings are almost equally important to me

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camiekahle:

I’ve never related to anything more

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caseyanthonyofficial:

*tunes guitar* this next song is called “stop pointing out my flaws”

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literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

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sniffing:

I know drugs are bad and that they ruin families but so does monopoly and that’s still legal

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